WARNING. Horse Hair Dangerous to Females

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a 

potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. 

This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with 

the following symptoms in female humans: 

* reluctance to cook 

* reluctance to perform housework 

* reluctance to wear anything but boots 

* reluctance to work except in support of a horse 

* physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) 


Beware! If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance 

be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. 

This was a public service announcement. 

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair 

the ability to use common sense.